Wow! Wild 90's "Intro to the Internet"

This video, a vintage "introduction to the internet" from the early 90s or thereabouts, features the line "What's a webpage? Something ducks walk on?" If that doesn't convince you to watch this hilarious, mysteriously-filled-with-pixelated-porno masterpiece, I don't know what will.

I have preserved the lyrics of the opening song for posterity's sake:

On your mark, get set!
We're riding on the internet!
Cyberspace, set free, hello virtual reality!
Interact with appetite! Searchin' for a website!
A window to the world, got to get online!
Take a spin, now you're in with the techno-set!
You're goin' surfin' on the internet!

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